Bingo Humor

What do you do when someone nearby is extremely funny? You laugh, of course. And what do you do when you play online bingo in your favorite bingo site? You chat, of course. Your fellow chatters, in the site's chat room, are always there. Some of them are nearly residents in the chat room, so you can probably get to know them better as time passes by.
Do you want to make your co-chatters, your virtual online bingo friends, laugh a bit? Or just smile, perhaps? All you have to do is tell them the sentences below as brought to you by Bingomonaco.com, and see how they express their joy and laughter with chat emoticons. Be happy!

10 Ways to Know That the Person Next to You Didn't Know They Were Coming to a Bingo Game

10. They have one of those big foam hands.
9. They're wearing curlers and pajamas.
8. They brought their sewing kit, and walked in saying "where's the quilt?"
7. They examine their cards and say "but why aren't the numbers arranged in order?"
6. They brought beer and peanuts.
5. The "kiss the chef" apron and tongs should be a dead giveaway.
4. They keep asking when the doctor's going to be in to see them.
3. They tell the caller to be quiet so they can concentrate.
2. They shout "surprise" every time someone walks in.
1. They ask where the special shoes are and which lane is theirs!